Stolen Joke

A man and women, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.At 1:00AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get a second blanket? I'm awfully cold"."I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for to-night, let's pretendthat we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims"Good she replies, Get your own damn blanket!!" After a moment of silence, he farted.